our wedding favors rock!!! Mini mason jars covered in twine candles! Expensive, but well worth it!
so, for more than a year I have been planning to teach a pagan pride class! I was going to do it this year but ended up not having time to really prepare because of the wedding of the year!!! So next year 2016 I will teach a class for pagan pride in Raleigh NC! This year though is only Greenville sc! Yay!!!! I finally get to teach a class!!! That is the big announcement I have been promising to tell for half a year now!
tomorrow night is the long awaited thing I have been telling you about! The big announcement! yay! Stay tuned!
trigger warning: this will piss you off…….. But good news is I don’t care!
Watch these two videos.
Did you get through the last one without getting red faced and mad?
Not many things rile me up anymore and I attribute that to being a dad! I am as calm as a cucumber most of the time and for people who used to know me would tell you that, that statement is a huge difference then the angry asshole I was. This situation has made me a little heated. A guy let his son pick out any toy and he picked out a doll. This other dad responded with basically saying that kids are turning into pussies because people let their boys pick dolls. ( yet he’s teaching his daughter to shoot). Now that you know the background ( even though I gave you videos), here’s a little background to what I believe. I am not republican or democrat. I am an independent which to me means I independently use my damn head to think for myself. I’m not a sheeple! I will raise my son to shoot guns ( gun safety of course), live off the land, defend himself, fish, hunt, and be a man! I will also teach him to be a gentleman, to be independent, to respect women, that if he wants a Barbie doll it’s ok to have a Barbie doll and anyone who picks on him to ignore them and if it gets physical then to beat the hell out of them! There can be a middle ground. Let your kids be who they wanna be! The more you suppress your kids the more they rebel. Life is to short to worry about what toys your kids play with. Worry about what your kids eat seeing as how there are obese little fuckers running ( wait no, playing video games) out there! Worry about what your kids put on social media seeing as how they are half nekkid. Becoming friends with people over age. Worry about your kids school work, their friends they hang with. Stop worrying about shit that doesn’t even matter. Who knows maybe little Johnny is playing with dolls because he’s gonna be a damn good father. Maybe little Johnny will like butt sex………. WHO THE HELL CARES? Get off your religion kick and realize that kids are kids and you are their parents and to be a parent means UNCONDITIONAL LOVE! Even if little Johnny is fat stupid and gay you should still love your kid. Being a parent means that you may not like the choices they choose ( like my older brother working for a goth magazine instead of becoming the nasa expert he could have been……… Love you bro!). But as long as it don’t hurt anyone then you should be happy that they are happy! My son can grow up to be whatever he wants…. A stay at home dad, a firemen, a governor, a dancer, a computer tech, a doctor, a freaking Broadway actor for all I care, as long as he is happy! If my boy grows up to be a dancer guess who is gonna be front row taking pictures and videos and posting that shit on Facebook???? Me! If he grows up to be a fireman, guess who is going to get a best firefighter in the world plaque for him??? Me! So to this sperm donor that is teaching his kids that it’s alright to pick on someone for wanting a doll? Your kid is going to get his ass kicked by my kid because you taught him it was ok to bully! And you will get your ass kicked by this transgender dude who knows way more defense techniques than you will ever know! Oh yeah and I own guns to, so bring it! NRA member!
we have been here a month and so far are having a really great time. We have been trying to get everything in order. We finally got unpacked. I went to the dentist and everything was perfect with my teeth! The disk in my jaw has gotten out of place, so I’m on muscle relaxers and physical therapy to help open my jaw! I took Koda to the dentist today and his teeth are perfect as well. He had a great time because his dentist has a play ground in his office and they give out toys and sugar free ice cream what kid wouldn’t want to go to the dentist? Koda has a doctor appointment next month for a well check up. Tomorrow we are going to the spring water festival and then to Dave and busters for some fun time! Next month might be crazy but we are having fun!
this month has been insane! Koda is sick. Our nephews birthday was this weekend and we had a date night. Our niece was born. This weekend is my cousins fiancé birthday so we are going to Dave and busters to drink and play some games. Sarah started work. Koda started his homeschool curriculum. Toni had 5 puppies. Onyx is due to have puppies. I have to go to the dentist to get wisdom teeth pulled because they have grown into my jaw and caused me to have lockjaw for a week. We are still planning a wedding. We sent out all of the crazy amount of invitations. Koda has a pediatrician appointment tomorrow and I have a dentist appointment this week. I had a demo for my new job. Which went very well! Next month is even crazier with the wedding, Apple festival, pagan pride, and camping. But all fun and all good! Can’t wait for the fun! As promised I will make my announcement still ( even though I rarely use this blog) in September! Let the good times roll!
I’m doing this as a brag. Yeah I know. Don’t say it. I don’t care. I’m going to brag anyway. My son is awesome and smart and I’m proud of him! At 16 months he can tell 3 colors apart, he knows what everything is around him ( ball, cabinet, fan, chair, etc….), he can sign up to 12 words, say up to 20 words. He knows what a dog, cat, bear, pig, duck, fish, and guinea pig say. He can walk, run and crawl like a champ! He holds books appropriately and tries to “read”, he knows all his basic body parts, he can count to 3 with his fingers, he puts his toys away without having to be told, he can sit quietly for up to 1 hour 15 minutes. He can throw a ball, he can dance, he knows what a drum and guitar are and plays very simple drum beats, he also can strum a guitar, he knows the correct way to punch, he can kick ( no certain kick as of right now though), he can color ( when I say color I mean he stays on the paper). he knows how to use multiple signs to form a simple sentence. (Ex: more food please, thank you). He can bring things to momma and daddy. He can blow kisses and wave goodbye. He can be without his mom and I ( no separation anxiety). He brings us his diaper when he needs a new one. He stacks up to 5 blocks. He knows his routine. He can blow his nose and put his his flip flops on. Just pretending to read books can take up to 30 to 40 minutes of his time. He’s our very smart boy and I’m proud of him!